Straight Line Crazy

Bridge Theatre
14 Mar 2022 – 18 Jun 2022


Please call the box office at tel: 0333 320 0051

Box Office
Please note the Box Office at the venue is only open an hour before each performance. To contact them during the day please use the following:
Call:0333 320 0051*
*Phone-lines open 10am – 8pm Monday to Friday and 10am – 6pm Saturday and Sunday

Ralph Fiennes stars in David Hare’s blazing account of the life of a man whose iron will exposed the weakness of democracy in the face of charismatic conviction.

For forty uninterrupted years, Robert Moses was the most powerful man in New York. Though never elected to office, he manipulated those who were through a mix of guile, charm and intimidation.

Motivated at first by a determination to improve the lives of New York City’s workers, he created new parks, new bridges and 627 miles of expressway to connect the people to the great outdoors. But in the 1950s, groups of citizens at grass roots began to organize against his schemes and against the motor car, campaigning for a very different idea of what a city was and for what it should be.

Location and Time

Ticket prices
£15, £25, £42.50, £55, £67.50
Premium tickets £95
Prices may vary for preview performances and matinees

Performance schedule
Monday – Saturday: 7.30pm
Wednesdays & Saturdays: 2.30pm

TBC, will include an interval

Access Performances 
Captioned: Tuesday 31 May 2022, 7.30pm
Audio described: Saturday 4 June 2022, 2:30pm

Accesibility and accessible performances


This page explains all of the facilities available at the Bridge Theatre and should help you plan your visit.

We welcome any comments and suggestions about the accessibility of the Bridge Theatre and our programme. Please email us at or call us on 0333 320 0051.

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Access List

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We offer disabled concessionary rate tickets for performances at The Bridge Theatre. To book these tickets, you need to sign up to our Access List, whether you prefer to book online, by telephone or in person.

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Facilities for deaf & hearing impaired people

We offer facilities for hearing impaired people plus, where possible, captioned and BSL interpreted performances. Please check back for an update on dates for our upcoming shows.

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Facilities for visually impaired people

We provide facilities for visually impaired people plus, where possible, audio-described performances. Please check back for an update on dates for our upcoming shows.

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Supporting your visit to The Bridge Theatre

Arriving at The Bridge Theatre

The theatre is located a 10 minute walk from London Bridge tube station which is an accessible station. For more information on accessibility on the underground please use the following link:

Nearest parking is here and drop offs can be made on Potters Fields where there is level access to the entrance of the theatre. A map of the local area with disabled bays can be found on the Southwark Council Website. For all parking requirements, including coaches please use this link.

Physical Access 

There is level access into the foyer. The wheelchair spaces are in Gallery 1 with level access from the foyer.
A platform lift provides access to the Stalls. (Gallery 2 does not have lift access.)
The main staircase from the foyer to the Stalls has 21 steps. There are 12 steps up to Gallery 2 from foyer level.

Wheelchair Loan

You can borrow a wheelchair from us to use during your visit. To arrange for a wheelchair to be available, please email us at or call 0333 320 0051 before your visit. Subject to availability.


There are 3 gender neutral accessible toilets, with one located on the same level as both the Stalls, and on Gallery 1 (street level).

Toilets Access Facilities

Hearing aids can be collected from the cloakroom before the show.

Access List Terms and Conditions

The Access List allows customers with access requirements and their companions to purchase ticket(s) at the disabled concessionary rate (subject to availability). It also aims to assist our access customers in booking tickets and helps us to understand their specific needs.

The Access List is open to anyone who is restricted in their ability to access the services provided at The Bridge Theatre. Proof of eligibility is required to join and customers who intentionally give false information will be removed from the Access List. We may review, amend or withdraw the Access List scheme at any time.

By joining the Access List, you agree that any ticket(s) made available at the concessionary rate will only be used by a disabled person (as defined by the Equality Act 2010) and their companion. We reserve the right to check proof of eligibility at the theatre and, in the event that valid proof of eligibility is not provided, refuse any such ticketholders admission or ask such ticketholders to leave. We reserve the right to require you to re-apply for the Access List after review and to withdraw membership of the Access List if your eligibility changes,  or if we reasonably suspect that you or your companion(s) are abusing the Access List.

If you wish to book a ticket on behalf of someone who has an access requirement, then you may join the Access List yourself and give details of the requirements for your guest or dependant. If you wish to book on behalf of a group of guests or dependants that have access requirements, please call 0333 320 0051